Jade Armor Season 2, Episode 9: The Diagnosis

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The New Abnormal

With the Shards absorbed and the Crimson Lord green and redeemed, Jade’s mission is complete! But just after Lan Jun puts the Bracelet away for safekeeping, Xinyan finds a new Dark Shard that turns people into monkeys – it’s a perfect match for him! Meaning Jade is needed back on duty again… but her bracelet is nowhere to be found!

22 min

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The Sticky Situation

When the Crimson Lord - now green and zen- embarks on an Apology Tour all over Ban Tang, Lan Jun sees red. She doesn’t buy this goodwill tour business for a second and becomes convinced that he's behind these new Dark Shards. As she tails him to expose whatever he’s hiding, Shenwu is affected by stepping in a Shard in some chewing gum, which makes anything stick to him – starting with Baihu! The pair of Beasticons find themselves at the center of an ever-growing ball of clutter, bowling through the streets of Ban Tang… will Jade be able to stop it before locals get rolled over?!

22 min

3

Wish You Were Here

Lan Jun sends Kai a cute “Wish You Were Here” postcard from Ban Tang: she's missed him since he was shipped off to boarding school! But when the postcard is embedded with a Shard that causes one to teleport, Kai finds himself back in Ban Tang in the blink of an eye. Cool, right? Not for Jade, who's scouring the city from every angle to find him! Things go haywire when Black Tiger enters the fray to get her paws on this teleportation Shard in a plot to capture Jade's Beasticons...

22 min

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Armor Of Darkness

There’s no rest for Lan Jun when an eerie fog hits Ban Tang and a strange dark figure is seen wandering the city, and even getting their hands on a Shard! Jade investigates: is this suspicious character a new Armor Bearer, like her or the Crimson Lord?! She must know who is hiding inside, perhaps her new teacher, Mr. Grimm? He's new in town - tall, dark, and super creepy. Could he be the one responsible for creating the new Dark Shards? With no time to lose, and a Blacklight Shard lighting up the night, Jade sets off in hot pursuit of this artsy Shard and the unknown Armor Bearer wielding it!

22 min

5

Crimson Noodles

The Ye School of Kung Fu joins Boba Bistro to hold a cross-promotional event to attract new students! Sign up for a trial Kung Fu class, get a free order of Gram’s famous Longevity Noodles! Gram serves a vat of noodles at the Bistro, but a Dark Shard in the dough leads to a fountain-of-youth effect! Eating the noodles mentally turns back the clock, making adults mentally children again! Lan Jun must protect the town from these unruly adult-kids, while ironically trying to prove to her own mother that she is old enough to be Jade. And she better act fast – especially when the Crimson Lord and Will convert the RVHQ into a food truck, serving up Shard Noodles!

22 min

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Jade Drama

At the Boba Bistro, a Dark Shard in a box of tissues suddenly makes everyone over the top melodramatic like a bad soap opera... It’s tough luck, especially for Lan Jun who’s mortifyingly affected. Struggling to function because of her cringey, melodramatic responses to every little thing that happens, Lan Jun must learn to work with her emotions to be an effective Jade. Meanwhile, Black Tiger notices Xinyan seems to be drawn to the Dark Shards... All the feline foe has to do is get her hands on the Melodrama Shard to finally capture her own Beasticon Monkey! Jade has to stop her - what a day

22 min

7

Attack Of The 50-Foot Jade

Every year the school Science Fair is VP Lane’s favorite annual class event where students flex their inventiveness - Lan Jun hopes to shine in this scientific challenge to deepen a connection with her Dad. Meanwhile, Kai and Adrien repair the abandoned Dark Armor after stumbling on the parts in the school dumpster, then upgrading it with Artificial Intelligence! On the day of the presentation, while Kai is demonstrating the Armor, a Shard turns the suit into a huge mech which turns on the pilot. Jade must intervene and use all her skills and inventiveness to beat the artificial intelligence and save Kai.

22 min

8

My Own Worst Enemy

Alisha is horrified when her beloved Boba Bistro is turned into a cat café! She's terribly allergic, it's a real cat-astrophe! Worse, the cats are multiplying! It’s obvious that a Shard is at work: it's in a Suncatcher prism that refracts light and projects rainbow colors on the ground! But when Jade tries to absorb the Shard, light comes through the prism and splits our heroine into 3 colorful versions of herself: Lan Jun, Green Jade and Red Jade! Green is logical, Red fiery. LJ has to literally grapple with her inner workings. Can she make peace with herself in time to save the day?!

22 min

9

The Diagnosis

Following the shocking revelation of the new Dark Shards’ origin, Jade decides to become a “traditional” Jade: no more improv, she’ll play by the rules of the previous Jades! Shenwu is thrilled to hear this. When a Shard transforms all the Ban Tangians into Crimson Lord clones, Lan Jun turns into Jade to deal with the Shard in a “traditional Jade” way! But denying who she truly is in the process isn’t the best of ideas...

22 min

10

Man's Best Friend

Animal-loving Theo has made a new friend: a terrifying stray dog he's named Mr. Woof! When the surly dog is lost, Theo calls Lan Jun and Alisha for help. But Lan Jun must give up the search and turn into Jade when a Shard shrouds the entire city in darkness – turning it infrared! Little do our friends know that Xinyan is the one who dog-napped the canine and is now off to take the Shard too! Why? Because Mr. Woof isn’t a just any old dog… he could be a BEASTICON!

22 min

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The Auction

A new Crimson Beasticon arrives in Ban Tang: Pixiu - the Winged Lion. Stuck in the form of a bronze statue, he’s about to be auctioned at the Museum during a special event to which Kai invites Lan Jun. Many are interested in the statue, starting with Black Tiger, who is always on the lookout for new Beasticon-related artifacts for her collection... If she were to find out that the statue is a real Beasticon, Pixiu would be in great danger, and Jade would be the only one able to get between the thief and the Crimson Beasticon

22 min

12

The Cunning Fox

The Crimson Lord has disappeared, and Will is positive that he has been bucket-napped! Will begs Jade to save his poor Master. Jade is stunned by the news and fears that the Crimson Lord may serve some dark purpose - his own or another villain’s. Improvising an unprecedented teamwork, Will and our heroine set off in search of the Crimson Lord, following the trail of clues left by the abductor. The Prime Suspect? Jiu Wei Hu, the nine-tailed fox shape shifter!

22 min

13

We Can Be Heroes

Alisha has developed an app allowing Ban Tangians to call their green hero to the rescue. Lan Jun is enthusiastic but Theo, who dreams of becoming her sidekick someday, feels useless. When a Shard awakens and transforms people into comic-book characters, soon comic-type heroes and villains are around every corner. When Theo is affected by the Shard and becomes Magic Man, he's determined to help Jade thanks to his new abilities... whether she likes it or not!

22 min

14

Cool Jade

While all the past Jades are praised for their qualities, Malik Melki describes Jade 8 as “special”. A bit hurt, Lan Jun decides to work on her image and to take advice from the incredibly stylish Blue Lynx. Meanwhile, a Shard blurring the faces of its victims awakens. Jade and Blue Lynx are working the case… but so does the Crimson Lord.

22 min

15

Interference

It's a disaster: Lan Jun has lost Xin Qi’s perfume bottle, with her Mom’s physical form still trapped inside it! Cut off from the power grid by a Shard that interferes with technology of all kinds, Xin Qi can't call for help. Fortunately, Lan Jun can count on Theo’s new friend and Crimson Beasticon, Tiangou, for his sense of smell will help find Xin Qi most assuredly. Meanwhile, the Crimson Lord takes advantage of Jade being busy to get his hands on the Shard... and regrow his armor!

22 min

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The Election

Xinyan is happy to be reunited with his Crimson Beasticon brothers and sisters and holds a summit to pitch his dream to his fellow Beasticons. He dreams of a promised land for himself and all the other Beasticons – Crimson and Jade united, free of stinky Humans! And he knows just the legendary place: The Stone Garden, birthplace of Beastikind! But Jiu Wei Hu has other things on her mind. She wants Lan Jun to give up being Jade and gives her all to making LJ’s teen life miserable, scuttling her campaign for Student Government election in the process. But if Jiu Wei Hu considers Jade to be her enemy, who will help the cunning fox when the Crimson Lord rebuilds his armor?

22 min

17

The Bandage

Lan Jun twists her ankle during a training session. It’s nothing serious really, she just has to give it some time to heal and put it on ice. But she wouldn't miss the chance to rehearse some dance choreography with Kai for anything! She decides to risk aggravating her wound to keep her date. Meanwhile, Black Tiger stumbles upon the perfect Shard: a bandage that makes her invulnerable! Able to withstand any blow, she sets out to capture the Crimson Beasticons gathered at Xinyan’s shrine. Weakened by her injury that worsens with each battle, can Jade Armor handle a completely invulnerable Black Tiger...?

22 min

18

The Internship

Each year Ban Tang High gives back to the community with every student doing a short internship at a small business. Lan Jun, her arm twisted a bit by Gram, finds herself with quirky florist Fei-Fei selling flowers at the Market... but LJ wants to see some ACTION and plants are so boring! When a Shard awakens and spreads across town, Lan Jun turns into Jade: finally, some high-octane excitement! Wait - not so fast: Jade has to learn patience in finding this Slow-Motion Shard, embedded in a snail…

22 min

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The Beasticon Sitter

Xinyan realizes that Tiangou inadvertently brought a Beasticon egg back from the Stone Garden! Him, a dad?! The monkey freaks out and leaves the baby Beasticon with Lan Jun, who has no choice but to look after it... as best as she can! While she takes baby Eggy on a Jade mission to retrieve a Duplication Shard, Black Tiger manages to steal the little one. Having both the kid and the Shard, Black Tiger sees an opportunity to acquire her own, cloned Beasticon menagerie... will she finally achieve her dream?!

22 min

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The Trial

Thanks to a Shard, the Crimson Lord sets up Jade's trial. He’s determined to condemn Jade 8 for her “wrongdoings” against the Crimson Clan and those of all her predecessors. As the judge, the Crimson Lord gives an extremely biased account of our heroine's past actions to date. But Jade is confident: she and the previous Jades have nothing to feel ashamed for. Right…? History is always written by the victors, but are the tales of good Jade Armors telling the whole truth? Objections fly in this juried trial like something out of Alice In Wonderland.

22 min

21

Bubble Trouble

As Lan Jun and Kai grow closer all the time, Alisha and Pearl also tentatively open up to each other. But when a Shard traps them all in giant bubbles, it’s a real bonding experience! Stuck in a bubble with Kai, Lan Jun must find a way to escape so she can turn into Jade to defeat the Crimson Lord. How can she do her job if she can’t get a moment alone? Not to mention bouncing through town.

22 min

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On Lock

It's festival day in Ban Tang, and Lan Jun hopes to meet Kai there as a low-key date. Her seeking Kai out is not to LJ’s Dad’s liking… Luckily, at the festival Lan Jun can count on her Mom to cover for her as she slips away to see her crush for a beat. But when LJ finds Kai, she discovers he's with his corrupt parents and… the Crimson Lord?! What are they doing together? Plotting? Meanwhile, Jiu Wei Hu is taking advantage of the celebrations to play a new trick on Jade... This date will be full of tricky encounters!

22 min

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Forget-Me-Not

For some time Lan Jun has been wondering whether she should tell Kai she’s Jade. She’s afraid that he would take her confession badly… after all, they are super close and she’s been hiding this mega secret for a long time. She decides to come clean, but just then, a Shard awakens and hits the citizen of Ban Tang with amnesia! Now unaware herself of her secret, Lan Jun investigates to find out who she is… with Kai’s help. Meanwhile, Pearl is one of the few people unaffected by the Amnesia shard which she takes full advantage of, using Black Tiger's amnesiac state to mold her into the perfect mother!

22 min

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The Shard Magnet

The Zhus want to build Kai a Crimson Armor. With their brand-new machine, they roam the city to collect Shards, awakening them as they go! Meanwhile, a quirky fictional Jade from a movie poster awakens under the influence of another Shard. Our real Jade must team up with this over-the-top fictional character, keeping her close while making sense of the chaos in town… all the while fictional Jade thinks she’s the one running the show! A trail of Shard-wreckage puts Jade on the Zhus' track. When she discovers Kai's in danger, there’s no time for showboating and no time to waste.

22 min

25

Jade Crimson

When Jade absorbs a Shard, her Armor suddenly flashes red... “That’s not good”. Things take a turn for the worse when the Beasticons lose their mystical natures - turning into normal pets, one by one. Lan Jun decides she dare not absorb any more Shards until she understands what’s happening, which makes this the perfect opportunity for the Crimson Lord to rebuild his Armor in no time, thanks to a special surprise “Henchman’s Anniversary” gift from Will...

22 min

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The Perfect Storm

Her Armor restored and reconnected with her Beasticons, Jade’s trials are still not over as an Elemental Storm is scrambling all the elements and making a mess of Ban Tang! Electricity comes out of taps instead of water, winds suck instead of blow and more! The chaos is impacting all citizens’ lives as they know it. Following the patch of Elemental damages leads Jade to the root of the problem: something’s wrong in the Garden of Stones… Jade must enter it to restore the Elemental Balance amongst the Source Stones. But not if the Crimson Lord beats her there! He intends to absorb ALL the power of the mystical Garden for himself. Jade has to put everything on the line to stop him this time, for good.

22 min