M*A*S*H Season 2, Episode 14: Hot Lips and Empty Arms

1

Divided We Stand

Gen. Clayton sends a psychiatrist to the 4077th to gauge the camp's cohesiveness and fitness as a unit.

25 min

2

5 O’Clock Charlie

An inept, if punctual, bomber pilot provides comic relief for Hawkeye and Trapper, but inspires Frank to call out the heavy artillery.

25 min

3

Radar’s Report

Radar chronicles the antics of a typical week at the 4077th, which includes Hawkeye falling for a new nurse, a POW going berserk in the OR and Klinger seeking a psychiatric discharge.

25 min

4

For the Good of the Outfit

Hawkeye and Trapper receive high-level flak when they buck the brass to report the "friendly fire" shelling of a South Korean village.

25 min

5

Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde

Hawkeye has been operating so long he just can't quit, and he decides to try to end the war while he's at it.

25 min

6

Kim

Everyone wants to mother a wounded and apparently orphaned boy.

25 min

7

L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)

Hawkeye cuts through red tape to help a GI marry his child's Korean mother, and cuts romantic ties with a bigoted nurse.

25 min

8

The Trial of Henry Blake

Henry's fitness for command is called into question when he's put on trial for charges stemming from the tomfoolery at the 4077th.

25 min

9

Dear Dad... Three

Another letter from Hawkeye to his father tells about a bigoted soldier who wants the "right color" blood, a live grenade in the OR and Henry's home movies.

25 min

10

The Sniper

A lone sniper turns the hospital compound into a combat zone, traps Henry and Radar in the showers and forces surgery by candlelight after he knocks out the generator.

25 min

11

Carry On, Hawkeye

A flu epidemic leaves yet-to-be infected Hawkeye and Margaret more overworked than ever.

25 min

12

The Incubator

Hawkeye and Trapper hassle the brass to obtain a vital piece of medical equipment.

25 min

13

Deal Me Out

The 4077th and friends convene for their weekly “Medical Conference,” A.K.A. Poker while Radar runs over a civilian and Frank is held hostage in the showers by an enlisted man.

25 min

14

Hot Lips and Empty Arms

Depressed by news from home, Margaret examines her life and decides to request a transfer.

25 min

15

Officers Only

Something smells rank at the 4077th, and it might be the new officers' club--from which enlisted types are barred.

25 min

16

Henry in Love

Henry returns from Tokyo in love with a woman half his age, but he seems to have forgotten one thing--he's married.

25 min

17

For Want of a Boot

Hawkeye's quest for new boots turns into a never-ending game of horse trading.

25 min

18

Operation Noselift

A private with a prominent proboscis pleads for prohibited plastic surgery--but Frank and Margaret smell a rat.

25 min

19

The Chosen People

A local farmer claims the 4077th is on his land, and a Korean woman claims Radar is the father of her child.

25 min

20

As You Were

Frank chooses a lull in the action to ask Hawkeye and Trapper to perform his hernia operation, and that's just when the war returns full tilt.

25 min

21

Crisis

A wave of conservation hits the 4077th after a vital supply line is cut, creating a variety of shortages.

25 min

22

George

Hawkeye learns a patient was beaten up in his unit because he's homosexual, and Frank wants the soldier drummed out of the Army.

25 min

23

Mail Call

Mail call inspires Hawkeye and Trapper to play on Frank's greed, and Klinger's letters from home cover everything from death to pregnancy.

25 min

24

A Smattering of Intelligence

Frank is investigated by two crazy intelligence men, one who's convinced he's a communist, the other's certain Frank's a fascist.

25 min