Dorkly Bits Season 1, Episode 13: Moonwalker Henchmen Love Michael Jackson

Snaaaaake!

Next time Campbell calls, let it go to voicemail.

GTA vs. Red Dead Redemption

One day we'll live in a world where carjackers and cowboys can live in harmony.

Ken is Cheap

If you've got projectiles, flaunt it.

Awkward Double Dragon

He's just like all the other henchman. Don't treat him any differently.

Diddy Kong's Barrel Trouble

There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.

Mortal Kombat After The Fatality

It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.

PacMan Family Problems

I guess that's why she's "Ms." PacMan.

Street Fighter Meter Maid

Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.

Yoshi Loves Birdo

Love is gross.

Mega Man's Tutor

Studying is for humans.

Mario 2 Perverts

Peach is gonna hit them with a turnip. Or a lawsuit.

Ms. Pac-Man's Terrible Secret

She's got some ghosts in her closet.

Kirby's Argument

Sometimes you need to walk a mile with someone else in your stomach.

Scribblenauts Addict

Realistic Sonic The Hedgehog

Sonic's only weakness is motion sickness.

Bomberman's Goodbye

It's better to blow up than to fade away.

TMNT Argue Over Pizza

They're cool, but rude. And low on health.

Zombies Ate My Stupid Neighbors

They're not going to let a little thing like a zombie apocalypse get them down.

Angry Birds Strategy

They're killing two birds with one slingshot.

Chrono Trigger Secret Ending

They've doomed the world to a future of mushroom cuts and N' Sync.

Mario Kart Crash

All it takes is one rogue banana.

Koopa Gets a Star

Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.

Charizard's Revenge

He's got a fiery temper.

Sonic and Tails' Air Bubble Trouble

The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.

Link Didn't Get The Sword

Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.

Yoshi Hates Mario

Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.