Cosmic Quantum Ray Season 1, Episode 19: Pirates of the Dark Matter

1

Allison Attacks!

Team Quantum faces a rematch with Kronecker the Undefeated on Earth, who uses Robbie's friend Allison as his host body!

22 min

2

Sliptilicus

A giant mess of space jelly oozes into Robbie's school dance. Can Team Quantum stop this slippery stuff before it sucks up all of Earth's friction?!

22 min

3

It Was Nothing!

Professor Evil Brainhead and his hamster escape from prison and try to take over Robbie's class.

22 min

4

What's Up with Gravity?

Team Quantum must stop the evil Contessa De Worm from stealing and selling Earth's gravity; the situation turns dire when the Contessa captures a real estate agent...ROBBIE'S MOM!

22 min

5

There's a Universe in Scott's Head!

Robbie is entrusted with a device containing a baby universe; trouble brews when Scott Stotz accidentally downloads it into his head and Professor Evil Brainhead comes looking for it!

22 min

6

Olga's Dish of Doom

Team Quantum must help Olga protect a powerful device that creates anything the user asks for from Contessa De Worm, not realizing part of it was left on Earth with the Emergency Cafeteria Squad!

22 min

7

Chip Monahan: Alien Squirrel Master!

In order to steal an indestructible battleship from Team Quantum's protection, alien squirrels kidnap Chip Monahan and turn him into their ALIEN SQUIRREL MASTER!

22 min

8

What's a Bucketworth?

Team Quantum tries to stop Contessa De Worm from turning Earth's coal into diamonds.

22 min

9

Me, Robot

As a solution to Robbie's time away from the team to maintain his secret identity, Bucketworth builds Rob-O, a robot duplicate of Robbie.

22 min

10

Are We There Yet?

Quantum Ray poses as the school bus driver for Robbie and the Science Club's field trip, however the bus winds up captured at Area 52, where government agents intend to imprison Team Quantum.

22 min

11

Un-Real Estate

Team Quantum must stop the Contessa De Worm from stealing planetoids and stars to make her own solar system to sell property on, with Robbie's brainwashed mom as her real estate agent.

22 min

12

Mr Charm's Bad Vibration

Kronecker comes to Earth disguised as Robbie's substitute music teacher, Mr Charm in order to use the school's music class to activate a device designed to destroy Quantum Ray.

22 min

13

Eat @ Olga's

With Team Quantum's help, Olga leaves her job to open her own place on the moon, unaware of the fact that it lies on top of a test site for Professor Evil Brainhead's new destroyer ship and Robbie's kidnapped friends.

22 min

14

Allison's New Pet

Bucketworth discovers a rare Dadsding, a creature that, if fed the right food, can produce energy, but the Dadsding escapes to Earth and is adopted by Allison, who feeds it the wrong food.

22 min

15

Rings of Fire

Quantum Ray's old "school chum" Guy Gamma attacks Earth in order to challenge Ray to a "two out of three extreme challenge", with Earth's safety as the ultimate prize.

22 min

16

Return of the Alien Squirrel Master

The evil squirrels set a universe-destroying plan in motion using a rip in space and time. Team Quantum must stop them by teaming up with Chip Monahan, alien squirrel master.

22 min

17

Hall of Fame

At a ceremony honoring Ray's father's heroic deeds, Professor Brainhead and Mother use a device on Ray Jr. and Ray Sr. that steals their courage.

22 min

18

Here Today, Gone Yesterday

Professor Evil Brainhead and Mother team up with Contessa De Worm to mass produce and sell Brainhead's new invention: a pen that allows the user to see the future.

22 min

19

Pirates of the Dark Matter

Using Zooty's body and truckstop, Kronecker comes to Earth and kidnaps the kids at Robbie's school to become his Space Pirate crew to help him find the destructive treasure on his treasure map.

22 min

20

Wild, Wild Wormhole

Guy Gamma teams up with Rob-O to form a competing super-hero team, beating Team Quantum to every emergency with a missing Vern De Worm throwing suspicions on the new team's "heroism".

22 min

21

Let's Play a Game

Contessa de Worm traps Team Quantum in a virtual reality prison.

22 min

22

Oh, Mother!

Professor Evil Brainhead is captured by Team Quantum, who then leave him with Olga on Earth as they hunt for Mother and her new henchmen: Commander Fuzzy and Science Officer Squeaky.

22 min

23

Tangled Up in Twins

When Geecey is kidnapped by Contessa De Worm, Robbie enlists Allison to become Atee's "substitute sister" as they track down Contessa to stop the consequences that come with separating two Feronians.

22 min

24

Cosmic Quantum... Robbie!?

Professor Evil Brainhead switches the minds of Ray and Robbie. Now Ray is a teenage human and Robbie is a nine-dimensional man, and neither knows how to control their new bodies.

22 min

25

The Incredible Shrinking Ray

When the squirrels get their furry little paws on a shrink-ray, they decide it's time to make everyone on Earth smaller than they are so that they can "rule over the Smooth Ones forever".

22 min

26

Ms. Zooty's

Team Quantum finds itself aiding Zooty in running a beauty pageant against Contessa De Worm, with Zooty's truck stop at risk of falling into the Contessa's hands if they lose.

22 min