The Geena Davis Show Season 1, Episode 7: Cooties

1

Pilot

Following a whirlwind romance, Teddie and Max get engaged, but she has difficulties ingratiating herself to his kids.

2

What I Like About You

Teddie has to choose between taking a meeting with Hillary Clinton or attending Carter's school art fair.

3

Piece of Cake

Teddie attempts to juggle her career, friendships, and her newfound motherly duties, but she winds up with an annoyed client, a disgruntled bestie, and an unintentionally erotic cake.

4

Jealousy

While enjoying a night out with Max and her girlfriends, Teddie runs into her ex. She's appalled that Max isn't jealous, and she herself becomes overwrought with jealousy when she learns that he had a fling with a woman who sometimes babysits the kids.

5

Motherly Advice

Teddie gives Carter some advice about girls which horrendously backfires and finds him accused of sexual harassment.

6

There's Something About Max

Teddie and Max spontaneously decide to take a dance class, which leads to a quarrel due to Max's lack of dance skills.

7

Cooties

When Teddie throws an extravagant birthday party for Eliza, she's targeted for scrutiny by a pack of mean moms.

8

The Long Kiss Goodbye

Teddie freaks out after Max's college roommate gives her an uncomfortable goodbye kiss. Meanwhile, Hillary and Judy feel uneasy about Teddie's decision to make Doris one of her bridesmaids.

9

By Teddie Cochrane

Max hopes to land a job at a prestigious magazine, but Teddie's the one who's asked to author an article.

10

The Mom That Stole Christmas

Teddie's Christmas plans are shattered when she discovers Max has invited her mother for the holidays.

11

Momma Bear

Teddie becomes protective of Carter when he brings home a disrespectful older girl.

12

Car Wash

When Eliza loses the role that she wants in the school play, Teddie promises her a role in a TV commercial.

13

Max Hates Hillary

Teddie tries to trick Max and Hillary into liking one another.

14

There's a New Bride in Town

Teddie feels threatened when Judy has her own whirlwind romance.

15

Photo Finish

Teddie's racy photos for Esquire Magazine are the talk of the town when Max's repressed parents arrive for a surprise visit.

16

Sex, Lies and Videotape

After Carter is punished for getting drunk and breaking curfew, he discovers college home movies of his father stoned.

17

Hot Potato

Carter gets a job at Korndog King and gives away food to the popular kids; Teddie adopts a psychotic cat.

18

The Prime Directive

Teddie takes Carter to a party where her famous friends inflate his ego.

19

Spontaneous Combustion

Teddie decides to sublet her apartment, but she has second thoughts after realizing she and Max can use the pad to have uninhibited sex.

20

The Wedding

To appease Eliza, Teddie decides to forget her dream wedding and run down to city hall to marry Max, but a variety of complications ensue.

21

Girls' Night Out

Teddie's bachelorette party takes an unexpected turn when she's reunited with her former best friend.

22

White Moms Can't Jump

Teddie embarrasses Carter during a basketball game.