Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 3, Episode 1: YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

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YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

5 min

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News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

7 min

3

“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

6 min

4

Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

3 min

5

Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

5 min

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BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

5 min

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News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

4 min

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Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

4 min

9

A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

6 min

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U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

5 min

11

Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

8 min

12

Mom Disappointed in Son… Again

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

8 min

13

God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

5 min

14

My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

4 min

15

Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

7 min

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Good Morning, River View High!

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

4 min

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Welcome to Bug News

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

4 min

18

Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

7 min

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I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

4 min

20

Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

8 min

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All Hail Cello Chigglers!

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

4 min

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Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

7 min

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True Confessions of Real Newscasters

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

5 min

24

Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

7 min

25

Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

6 min