Hardly Working Season 15, Episode 28: Your Emergency Contact Won’t Answer the Phone

1

Bragging That You Did a Nice Thing

Raph did Ally a favor, and that deserves to be heard by everyone.

4 min

2

Gag Gifts Are Worse than Nothing

You went to the store and picked this out!

4 min

3

Outtakes: Gag Gifts Are Worse than Nothing

Even more backstory about Katie’s iconic baseball career!

3 min

4

These Weed Names Are Not Chill

Who wouldn’t want to smoke some “Purple Rat Poison Haze” or “OG You Will Die Alone Kush?”

4 min

5

High-Stakes Icebreaker Questions

New cast members Lily and Tao reveal their true selves in the quickest and chillest way possible.

4 min

6

Nobody Younger than Me Can Be Successful

You being younger than me means that I should have done everything differently.

3 min

7

Liking Rain Doesn’t Make You Deep

Anyone can like the sun, it takes profound genius to love the wet stuff that causes car accidents.

4 min

8

Just Admit I Look Bad

All good people are hot, and all mean people are ugly.

3 min

9

We Have to Give You a Makeover

All women are beautiful (with makeup).

3 min

10

No One Cares about Your Major

If you can’t jam random knowledge from your major into current conversations, what was college for?

4 min

11

Stop Messing with Your Vaginas

Ignore those new age products promising to fix your nasty snatch & stick to what’s safe – nothing!

5 min

12

Summer Vacation Is for Kids!

As an adult, you can’t have a real summer vacation, you’re just leaving work during the hot months.

3 min

13

When Dumb People Agree with You

If you have bad opinions, don’t agree with my good ones!

3 min

14

What’s So Funny?

Exclusionary group chats only lead to violence.

4 min

15

You Can’t Catch a Cold in Summer!

It’s too hot to get cold, duh!

3 min

16

Your Self Care Is an Attack on Me

The truth is, wanting to feel a little better is a huge judgment on the rest of us.

4 min

17

Bringing the Worst Thing to a Potluck

That stale grocery store cake really shows everyone how much you care.

4 min

18

What’s Wrong with Being “Whipped?”

Mutual love and respect? Sounds like somebody’s *chk-shhh* whipped!

4 min

19

Bragging about Your Ignorance

If everyone likes something, that means it is both dumb and bad.

4 min

20

Does Liking Murder Podcasts Make You Freaky?

What a sick weirdo enjoying the most popular true crime media.

5 min

21

The City’s Best Restaurants (That Are Nearby)

It only takes 5 minutes to walk there, so… yum?

4 min

22

Class President Needed for One Last Job

You signed up to organize this medium-sized wedding when you were elected.

3 min

23

Please Grade Me

Psst, I heard Grant is getting an F.

4 min

24

You Created a Fictional Language for a Sketch?

Why don’t we just improvise gibberish like we always do?

4 min

25

I Overshared So Now You Have To

Humans heal by dumping on each other, so just tell me one weird or shameful thing about your life!

3 min

26

You Need to Go Bigger

Go bigger or go home.

6 min

27

Don’t Start a Twitch Stream

You think you’re so interesting that watching you play video games is entertainment.

3 min

28

Your Emergency Contact Won’t Answer the Phone

Do you want her to look desperate?

4 min

29

Don’t Correct Me If You’re Wrong

If you’re correcting someone, you at least have to be correct.

4 min

30

Wow, This Office Needs More Flirting

This is what HR is for!

4 min